Mauja Hi Mauja

I have been in Ghaziabad for almost one week now ….. unfortunately , was not present at my home for Rakshabandhan ….. was forced to mark my presence in the college for registration ….. in the end it turned out to be a No Man’s Land with just 10 of us in the college ….. we are the punctual ones after all …. lol…..

Last one week has been nothing but sheer entertainment for us ….. time has flown by in a ziffy …… and though we follow the same routine every day , we were everything but bored …… If not for the fixed breakfast time , no one could have waked us up before 3 in the evening …… but our saviour Sanjeev (he loves to eat) appears every morning for our rescue …. God bless him and always shower grains over him …..

Then after breakfast its time for Movie World ….. watching movies on 21” screen is no fun …… big screen is what we strive for ….. after all the hard work if we manage to come back to hostel intact , then its time for the lap tops to tolerate us …… 10 on 1 is how it was until today ….. mass orkutting is what I should call it…..orkutting has never been so much fun in the last 2 years as it has been the last week …… although lappys are used for some constructive work as well……some of the scholars among us have developed it as an efficient tool to improve their vocabulary ….. nice collection of stories out there …..

Enough of okutting now…..got bored …… what to do??? …..yeah ….. we are athletes ….. time for sports ….. where are the cards???…….of course , we excel at playing cards and this has been our favourite time killer since last year …..

Its midnight now ….. but we can’t sleep …. especially me …. I am suffering for insomnia …… so , its time for a late night conference and everyone who is conscious participates in the conference ….. we choose any random discuss topic and no one hesitates to throw their expert views on the topic…….and when everyone is done ….. its time for the bed ….. hope Sanjeev will wake us tomorrow ……

Now its just 2 days to the start of the session ….. and we are waiting for our juniors ….. Did I tell you that “WAYS TO RAG” is one of the top rated topics in our conferences …….one more day to go…..wish my juniors best of luck … 😀

Back Bencher – The most reactive Element

Name-Back Bencher

Symbol-No official symbol.We use BB for convenience.

Atomic No.-420

Atomic Weight-Not available

Laboratory preparation-Last row+Stupidity+Carelessness in the presence of Negativity yield it in a considerable amount.

Occurrence- In free state,BB is found widely in front rows of theatres,near water tanks and girl colleges and hostels.In combined state,it is found on the back of the classroom.

Physical Properties-BB is a basic element of all schools.It produces a large amount of sound pollution while reacting.

Chemical Properties-BB is a vigorous reader.It reads the manuscript faster than the mother-tongue.It is extremely sensitive to the latest movies and fashions.Passing comments,debating on any issue not related to education and bunking are other characteristic properties.

Uses and Abuses-Unfortunately,BB has not got any purposeful use,rather it is a great abuse to people.It is the headache of college,a good social worker,an all time friend and random interclass browser.It can control the class very efficiently if gets monitorship.It is a good reducing agent and is particularly involved in reducing the teachers’ patience.

08 . 08 . 08

Amidst all the news headlines of the world being hit by destruction (except Kashi)by Decemeber 2008 …… I came across another of those news while waiting for the doomsday …….

“this day comes after 100 years”……”just co-incidence or something to worry about”…..”Shani dev ka prakop” ……. All the so-called news channels were so much involved with this combination..…..busy in getting their calculation correct that I hardly found any one of them loathing Indian seniors for flop show …….the so called Indian “trimurtis” again faltered……may be affected by 888 factor……hope Olympics survive this attack……

 

Moving towards something sensible……as they say “Singh is King”……..and few of us decided to bless the movie with our appearance ……as all of the Akshay Kumar’s movie……this one too faked to be an action movie but turned out to be a comic one……theatre was houseful……with all the publicity being done for the movie that was obvious…..although the movie lacked any story line ….but there was no regret as I enjoyed it……the movie with all the usual Bollywood stuff was fun to watch…….although a few of them were found cursing the movie……may be 888 didn’t suit them very well……

Coming back to 888 , its over now and as they say , it won’t come again for another 100 years …..trying to believe them ……. But don’t get relaxed ….. 09.09.09 is approaching soon ….. and this time mars might got to do something with it……don’t count rahu and ketu out…..

Countdown begins

I have been away from books for some time now ……. Enjoyed three months of summer holidays to the fullest …… but now the time has come…..the countdown to the new session has started ….. 5 days to go ….. last two months flew by like nothing and now departure is once again staring down at me …… Frankly speaking , I am not at all disappointed at the end of holidays …… like I normally used to be for the last 10 years or so ……. I guess that’s one big difference between school and college ……

In school they make you dance to your tune …. And in college …. Well , in college , you just love to dance to anyone’s tune …… All set to board the flight to my suite in ghaziabaad ….. being a bit optimistic !!! …….. never mind …… jet , set and gooooo……………