Assignment #13 : How to become a Phantom

Objective : To become a phantom by taking active participation in college politics and the random dhishoom – dhishoom moments .

Requirements : A college (obviously) , an incident to account for your entrance in the main arena , few experienced phantoms , DC (Disciplinary Committee)

Theory : If nothing new is happening in your life and you feel an acute need to get into the limelight , the simplest way is to be a part of the dark side of the things . And doing so , you can make an entrance into the mainstage college politics .

Once you enter this field , you can proudly give yourself the title of “Phantom” .

According to Magical Me , a “Phantom” can be described as a “person who can be expected to be involved in any out-of-the-routine activity taking place in your proximity and have a high probability of having his name on any of the suspension letter that’s generated by the management” .

Entering this field is far more easier than surviving here . Once you are in , you get yourself the attention of other Phantoms those already exist there . Here , every Phantom is alone . You got to make your best efforts to peek your nose in all the matters , fights and even the smallest of the quarrels taking place . Once you are successful in creating an issue out of no-issue and then being responsible for arranging the compromise between the two parties  , you can proudly call yourself a “Phantom”.

During the period of recession , when everything is going as per schedule and nothing exciting is in the air , a phantom always stays focussed and tries to be in the news through miscellaneous activities ( eg. banging others on the pretext of not liking their attitude , giving threats to every second person that comes their way , etc )

Properties Of A Phantom

  • A phantom always acts as a Godfather for the upcoming Phantoms .
  • Once a Phantom is ready to take action , he takes part in the continous struggle to be Phantom No.1 and in the process , forgets his Godfather .
  • A phantom always appreciates if someone approaches him for help ( not in studies , ofcourse )
  • If you are a phantom , you need to have a bike (on which you can fly)
  • Phantoms are rarely seen in the college premises .
  • Dhabas = Phantom’s Adda
  • Phantoms rarely reside in hostel . They have their own secret den somewhere in the city .
  • Whenever a DC is set on a phantom , it is a matter of Pride . Though he makes the best of efforts to escape unsusepnded , by accumulating all the possible sources available .
  • A phantom is a phantom’s biggest enemy .
  • Two phantoms having a common foe are the best of friends .

Result : A phantom continues to dominate the political scene until and unless some other phantom forces him to step back .

Precautions : Phantoms are non volatile and can be highly inflammable on disturbing . Maintain extra care while approaching .

And the Ghost said “LOL”

Pre Exam Post : Just one day stands between exams and me .

Voices are telling me “Difficult Times Lie Ahead” .

Ever since the first semester , there has always been one or the other victim of UPTU’s famous marking scheme . I hope I am not “The Chosen One” this time . And to escape that , I need to seriously start studying . 

Since I was unable to come up with anything but my pre-exam scares , I decided to post this for the ROFL LMAO LOL challenge …. 😀

 

Posting for The Great LOL Challenge  

 

<harsh> I have a story to tell.

<harsh> Regarding my previous comments about the ghost.

<harsh> So I notice the ridiculous numbers of stories coming up about the ghost .

<harsh> I go to investigate.

<ghost#1> wait what ??

<ghost#2> You whaaaaa?!?!

<harsh> I decide to ask the ghost who he was.

<ghost#1> Booo…

<harsh> seriously !! jokes apart

<ghost#1> candyfloss + butter + some sticky substance + Cook at 1,000,000,037.958 degrees + a grape or two + a pinch of salt = Magical Me ..

<harsh> Huh !!!

<ghost#2> don’t interrupt you good for nothing human

<harsh> Don’t call me human .. err .. I mean , not in that tone .

<ghost#1> A ghost in need is a ghost indeed.

<ghost#2> we will rock you

<harsh> for God’s sake , go to the graveyard , the living room of the dead . Leave my room .

<ghost#1> I are atheist . I won’t go .

<harsh> both of you is being really stupid .

<harsh> I swear both of you look a creation of photoshop .

<ghost#1> All humans are like you or you is a special brand ?

*Drawing near …..*

<harsh> “hey! stay! stay there! stop moving!” 

<ghost#1> *beep*

<ghost#2> *shlump*

<harsh> Hahahahaha . That’s really a terrible name  .

<ghost#1> you chilled out yet ?

<harsh> you seem to be quite pissed off and aggressive .

<ghost#2> don’t count on him recovering overnight .

<harsh> what ?

<ghost#2> You are dead .

*Some scary background music began to play ….*

<harsh> I call 100  cried SOS but they decided to be real slow               

*Dawn came to ghost’s my rescue .*

<ghost #1 + #2> We will be back . Next semester . We is not afraid of you . We will be back . Back to deal with your torments … err … torment you .  You will be Vikram . I will be Betaal . LOL …

<harsh> ghost – -;  ghost – -;

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Courtesy : Googled Images + Photoshop

And the Ghost said "LOL"

Pre Exam Post : Just one day stands between exams and me .

Voices are telling me “Difficult Times Lie Ahead” .

Ever since the first semester , there has always been one or the other victim of UPTU’s famous marking scheme . I hope I am not “The Chosen One” this time . And to escape that , I need to seriously start studying . 

Since I was unable to come up with anything but my pre-exam scares , I decided to post this for the ROFL LMAO LOL challenge …. 😀

 

Posting for The Great LOL Challenge  

 

<harsh> I have a story to tell.

<harsh> Regarding my previous comments about the ghost.

<harsh> So I notice the ridiculous numbers of stories coming up about the ghost .

<harsh> I go to investigate.

<ghost#1> wait what ??

<ghost#2> You whaaaaa?!?!

<harsh> I decide to ask the ghost who he was.

<ghost#1> Booo…

<harsh> seriously !! jokes apart

<ghost#1> candyfloss + butter + some sticky substance + Cook at 1,000,000,037.958 degrees + a grape or two + a pinch of salt = Magical Me ..

<harsh> Huh !!!

<ghost#2> don’t interrupt you good for nothing human

<harsh> Don’t call me human .. err .. I mean , not in that tone .

<ghost#1> A ghost in need is a ghost indeed.

<ghost#2> we will rock you

<harsh> for God’s sake , go to the graveyard , the living room of the dead . Leave my room .

<ghost#1> I are atheist . I won’t go .

<harsh> both of you is being really stupid .

<harsh> I swear both of you look a creation of photoshop .

<ghost#1> All humans are like you or you is a special brand ?

*Drawing near …..*

<harsh> “hey! stay! stay there! stop moving!” 

<ghost#1> *beep*

<ghost#2> *shlump*

<harsh> Hahahahaha . That’s really a terrible name  .

<ghost#1> you chilled out yet ?

<harsh> you seem to be quite pissed off and aggressive .

<ghost#2> don’t count on him recovering overnight .

<harsh> what ?

<ghost#2> You are dead .

*Some scary background music began to play ….*

<harsh> I call 100  cried SOS but they decided to be real slow               

*Dawn came to ghost’s my rescue .*

<ghost #1 + #2> We will be back . Next semester . We is not afraid of you . We will be back . Back to deal with your torments … err … torment you .  You will be Vikram . I will be Betaal . LOL …

<harsh> ghost – -;  ghost – -;

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Courtesy : Googled Images + Photoshop

Rain O Rain

NCR has been burning since last couple of weeks . With mercury reaching as high as mid 43 degree celsius , it took some real emergency to force someone out of the room during the daytime . The Sun was blazing hot and the scorching heat was unbearable . All everyone was praying for was RAIN . 

And did God paid an attention to all the prayers ? Yes he did . The morning of Monday brought with it an array of clouds and by the evening it was raining heavens . The lovely rain drops , supplemented by the cool breeze was nothing less than a gift from Nature , a very valuable gift indeed . Its been overcast the whole day . And contrary to the last few days , I spent a hell lot of time under the sky , enjoying the brighter side of Mother Nature to the fullest .

Rain O Rain … Don’t Go Away !!!
Rain O Rain … Please Stay !!!

The Demon is Back

After working on localhost for some two months now , learning the very basics of My SQL , php myadmin and Apache web server , I have finally made the transition to my own domain . And what a timing it was when I took this domain . I logged into cpanel on the eve of my final “do or die” sessionals . And as soon as I saw the dashboard , everything else was secondary .

Installation of wordpress required configuration of database . And in the process , the paper of DBMS was destined to suffer ( that by no means suggests that I scored a T – T for Troll in the paper ) 😛 . Practical is more important that theory . Isn’t it ? My professors don’t seem to agree though . They always seem to repeat the same question , “Why…Why…Why…Why Can’t You ??? ”

Importing the posts from wordpress ( Magical Me ) and blogger ( Dark Horizon ) , editing the themes ( playing with the php scripts ) , installing the plugins , registering the blogs with every other site and updating my profiles took a lot of time . Result : Bunked 3 sessionals out of 5 . Cool na ??? 😀 And now got to extract some valuable time out of the preparation leave for convincing the teachers that it was not due to insincerity , but was the serious mental breakdown I was going through after the allotment of The Haunted Room . More than enough excuse to escape through 😀

I never planned to bunk 3 sessionals , I aimed only at 2 of them . 😛 But it was some ETV news that was responsible for spreading the rumor that the semesters were postponed till 22nd of May . This news created a joyful vive all across me and in the efforts to pack my bags and search for the available trains I missed one of my sessionals . Sadly , I could not make it to home on 30th . I was planning to implement section “49-O” by exercising my right to not to vote for anyone . But it was not to be .

Semesters are not postponed . They are starting from 11th of this month . And now I am supposed to shut down my laptop and grasp some of the most valuable theoretical knowledge that my parents are paying fees for . But the semesters don’t imply that I am taking a break from blogging . There is no stopping my senseless talks . I will be right here to criticize the people who framed the question paper . :mrgreen:

echo “Demon Of Examination Is Back”;