As usual , I woke up at 9:25 , thanks to the warden who took great care of reminding me that I have got a class to attend . So sweet of him and Hey … why are Sundays not allowed to stay for just one day ??? Mondays Sucks .

Somehow I made it to the class by 9:45 , only to find Mr.HOD confronting the whole class . Wisely enough , I decided to stay at No man’s land . HOD won’t appreciate someone coming in 15 minutes late in informals . HOD left the class after some 10 minutes after threatening the guys with things like “short attendance” , “you will be detained from exams” , “5 marks deducted from GP marks” and blah..blah..blah. We are so habituated to all such threats that we won’t stop bunking at any cost .

The lectures went on as usual until one of the lecturers threw a hand grenade at us . Yeah , an assignment . According to him this assignment was supposed to help us secure very good marks in exams . Ignorance is a bliss , isn’t it ???? Well the last day of submission was Friday , a lot of time to go .


Since HOD warned us the other day that if we bunked even a single class , we will be marked absent for the whole day . Hence we didn’t took any chance and announced a complete day bunk . Yayyy … Sunday arrived early this time . 😛


Hess : Hey Cyber , have you completed the IEPM assignment ???
CM : Are you out of your mind , its due on Friday and we have got still two days to complete it .Leave it , let’s utilise this free time and play Counter Strike . Assignment will take care of itself .
Hess : Btw , have you read the notice board . 5 marks deducted from our internal . Cheers ..!!!


X : Everyone has completed the IEPM assignments except us . Lets finish up with this thing .
CM : Gone nuts ??? They have already completed the assignment for us . Now all we need to do is to copy . So easy it is now . We have still got the whole night with us . Lets do something constructive .

2 A.M.

Knock Knock … Knock Knock … Knock Knock …
ZAP : What the hell ?? What do you want ???
CM : Well call it my bad luck . I have run out of the A4 sheets for the time being . Can you lend me a few of them .
ZAP : Run out of ??? You run out of sheets every week ??? Do you even care buying them ???
CM : errrrrrrrr
ZAP : I don’t have any . I also took sheets from someone else .

3 AM

Knock Knock … Knock Knock … Knock Knock …
Sut : Whattttt ???
CM : Well I have collected 5 sheets from random people . If you could only donate one or two , I would be so grateful .
Sut : Huh ..!!!

4:30 AM

***Phew … Finally assignment is done with . Now I can go to bed***


9:25 AM
Panic … Panic … Panic …
***Stapler … Stapler … Stapler … Has anyone got stapler???***

9:35 AM
***Ultimate !!! No one got a stapler here … I am living in Jurassic Era it appears . Shame on all of you . By the way , has anyone got glue???***

Wanna grow up once again …

Saari umar hum
Mar mar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

Give me some sunshine
Give me some rain
Give me another chance
I wanna grow up once again

Kandhon ko kitabon
Ke bojh ne jhukaya
Rishvat dena to khud
Papa ne sikhaya
99% marks laaoge to ghadi, varna chhadi

Likh likh kar pada hatheli par
Alpha, beta, gamma ka chaala
Concentrated H2SO4 ne poora
Poora bachpan jalaa daala

Bachpan to gaya
Jawani bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
Jeene do jeene do

Saari umar hum
Mar mar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

Give me some sunshine
Give me some rain
Give me another chance
I wanna grow up once again ……

Trouble Trouble

Based on a true incident

The first lecture in the morning was of Prof. Subramanyam , one of the most , if not the most boring lecturer in the institute . Whether he used to address the students or keep mumbling to himself was still a big mystery . The 55 minutes of his lecture were nothing less than slow poison . As soon as the attendance part was over , students used to wait for him to turn his back towards the class , and there goes a complete row out of the auditorium .

Raman (name changed), with his friends entered the auditorium , only to find the first two rows occupied the ever so studious girls . The boys knew that occupying the third row would be nothing less than a suicide . So , as a sign of generosity the boys occupied a row somewhere in middle and left the rows in between for others . Few moments later , there came another bunch of students . They appeared to be even more generous . They occupied the very last row , leaving even more room for other students .

But expect the unexpected , the next creature to enter the class was professor himself . It looked like a mass bunk was planned and a few unlucky ones were left uninformed . The professor took the podium and looked at the class .

Prof : The structure of the class looks a bit strange today . Don’t you all think so ?

No one said anything . The professor continued …

Prof : The front row looks to be made up of students following the ideology ” We don’t know anything and we want to learn everything” .

Prof : The last row looks to be made up of students follwoing the ideology ” We know everything and we don’t want to learn anything ” .

Prof : But the part that’s a bit strange for me is the middle row . I can’t make out what kind of students this row is made up of .

Raman , without giving a second thought , replied ” Sir , neither do we know anything , nor are we interested in learning anything . “

Professor was stunned at the reply . The whole class was looking at him . The poor guy was suspended for one month . Once again someone paid a price for being honest . Please hold a silence of 2 minutes for that brave guy .  😐